A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

You are Raif, born and raised in Syracuse, but now you're here in 2044, outside the Kangaroo's Midnight Gentleman's Club on Phobos, carrying a red keycard. You cut into the waiting line to stand with your pal, a sentient vacuum cleaner called Mr Chmod. By "outside", you mean under the life bubble where there's wholesome oxygen, but no freaking sunlight. You oversleep a lot.

Because Phobos will break up into rubble within months, everyone in the colony is evacuating, and in honor of the occassion, the club has got a clone of president William Howard Taft to make a speech. Cloning has gone mainstream, and this is the social event of the year. You don't want to miss it.

PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Release date Mar 26, 2006
GenreInteractive Fiction
TagsComedy, Detective, Sci-fi, Text based
Average sessionA few hours

Install instructions

For Windows, just download pmime.zip and run pmime.exe

For Linux and Mac, please download pmime.zip and Hugor, and have Hugor run pmime.hex


pmime.zip 7 MB
hugor-linux.zip 1 MB
hugor-mac.zip 8 MB